ARAB WORLD JOBS_____وظائف العالم العربى: A Professor Marketing

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Monday, 23 April 2012

A Professor Marketing


A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students



You see gorgeous girl in party-
(you go to her & say I am rich marry me (That's Direct Marketing  

 You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you-
(tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - (That's Advertising.

 ?Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can u marry me-
("That's Brand Recognition")

 You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u-
("That's Customer Feedback")

 You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband-
("That's Demand & Supply Gap")

 Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives-
(That's Restriction from Entering New Market).

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